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Little Demotivational Poster


EPIC FAILURE - I hope you lost a bet. And even then, YOU DON'T BET INK!


TAGS: owned fail ink tattoo tatoo my little pony wolverine
Rating: 3.4/5

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bill - October 19, 2009, 4:09 pm
lol, tatoo removal is advirtised at the side of my comp
RushReference - June 9, 2009, 2:45 pm
The best part about ink is that you get to live with your genius moments for the rest of your life...


I STILL PLAY WITH DOLLS - What's so weird about that?




WEEEEEEEEEE -


TAGS: little pig geico
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by Airman

tatespa - September 27, 2012, 9:23 am
My bacon in the morning... cuter!
coldinjected - January 20, 2011, 11:56 am
My ringtone on my phone. That's cute.


DETROIT LIONS - Introduce their new team mascot.




ANT CRACKER -


TAGS: staunch little bugger
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

Buzzramjet - July 12, 2012, 11:11 pm
Lame.
50cal - April 5, 2011, 3:38 pm
So true.....
CaptainBaked - April 5, 2011, 11:04 am
Thanks bro :) ...anytime!
forseti - April 5, 2011, 8:21 am
Thx for not referring it to politifake! Nice one, Captain!


PARANOIA -


TAGS: big dog little dog humor
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

zombie2093 - March 6, 2012, 8:36 pm
THE CHIHUAHUA IS LIKE IRAN LOL ALTHOUGH THE REALLY FUNNY PART IS THAT IF THE ROLES WERE REVERSED WITH THE CHIHUAHUA CHASING THE PIT IT WOULD BE LIKE THE USA AND IRAN RIGHT NOW LOL THE TRUTH IS FUNNIER THEN FICTION LOL WE THE USA IS AFRAID IRAN
Reality Lord - March 5, 2012, 7:30 pm

...and THAT'S what i keep telling my shrink.


MINI GOLF - ftw.


TAGS: mini golf little people midgets dwarves
Rating: 2.73/5

More motifakes by Jaimie Fry

Alexiel - July 12, 2008, 8:08 am
chibis
pro - June 19, 2008, 11:26 am
She's only hot from the vagina up, though.
Rondo - June 19, 2008, 10:03 am
Midgets, you know you want to bang one!
Heh - May 12, 2008, 8:34 pm
I bet she clubs him in the head on the backswing
Anon - May 3, 2008, 10:23 pm
The girl, she is hot.


THANKSGIVING -




SCAREDY CAT -


TAGS: scared cat little spider
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by fan4camping

MissPriss - May 19, 2012, 11:30 am
You say this is the same breed as the mighty lion? Ba ha ha. 5L gawd I love this place. Signed Miss Priss's dog.


Dust -




HORSE COPS -




DISNEY SAILOR SCOUTS - In the name of Jerry Bruckenheimer, WE WILL PUNISH YOU!


TAGS: anime manga sailor scouts moon disney little mermaid aladdin cinderella sleeping beauty
Rating: 3.03/5

More motifakes by jalford

Woodywood03a - August 29, 2009, 1:56 am
Man... You are wrong. That is just plainly wrong.


MERMAID RANT - Ariel pisses on about color schemes.


TAGS: ariel the little mermaid mermaids walt disney princess princesses redhead
Rating: 3.08/5

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jalfordbane - July 28, 2009, 10:46 am
Hey jalford... take your motifakes to a blog and get them off my internet. They're not as funny as you think.


NO COAL FOR YOU -


TAGS: bad little boys and girls
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by Airman

AcidRain - May 21, 2012, 12:00 pm
Awesome.
MetalliTool - December 6, 2011, 8:49 pm
Classic!


MACHINE GUNS -




TENACITY -




CREEPY LITTLE GIRLS - used in advertising since the fifties


TAGS: creepy little girls advertising
Rating: 2.67/5

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matthew - January 27, 2009, 11:34 pm
she's the reason i keep a crucifix in my pocket at all times
vic - October 10, 2008, 7:50 am
Oh my fucking god, BURN IT!!
TigerKid - July 11, 2008, 2:02 pm
She wants to eat the fingers making the sandwich
Bulgy McPackage - July 11, 2008, 12:14 pm
Looks like she wants to possess that jelly sandwich.


STUPID BITCH -




YO JUDAS, YOU IN THERE BRO - I want you to say hello to my little friends ...


TAGS: jesus judus hello little friends
Rating: 3.71/5

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RonE - March 5, 2012, 5:25 am
Freaking awesome!


PAIN -


TAGS: little drunken squirrel passed out with booze beer bottle commi3
Rating: 4.66/5

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MashiMashi - November 18, 2011, 9:35 pm
Add red-wine too it and its my sisters way of saying just watch me
Greeny - November 17, 2011, 9:35 pm
Nice!


ESPECIALLY A NOISY SHADOW -


TAGS: helicopter descending life s little tips
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Airman

Ravenwing67 - April 26, 2012, 10:31 am
Used to do it all day long...although it was usually a CH-46 and on a flight deck...and I only got hit twice ;)
Bolverk37782 - April 17, 2012, 9:48 am
If you can stand under one of these when it's landing it means that either your boots have been set in concrete by you ever helpful mates or you’re the Incredible Hulk.!!
Budog - April 17, 2012, 12:28 am
So true, those Chinooks tend to screw up your whole day when they land on you! 5L
lgvernon - April 16, 2012, 10:35 pm

This one is GREAT, Airman!~~


MISLEADING -


TAGS: might be a little sexist of me
Rating: 4.39/5

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CANADA - February 19, 2010, 10:53 pm
Thanks TTH
TheTrashHeap - February 12, 2010, 9:38 pm
Amsome! What kinda ignorant timmy voted this down!
CANADA - February 12, 2010, 9:36 pm
Thanks LD
LogicDude - January 21, 2010, 9:16 am
OMFGLMFAO! 5 Shiny Lions!
CANADA - January 19, 2010, 6:43 pm
Thanks guys
spacedog - January 19, 2010, 6:30 pm
5 more lions for CANADA.
Fatt Matt - January 19, 2010, 2:02 pm
Brilliant!
CANADA - January 19, 2010, 2:13 am
http://www.motifake.com/clearance-sale-demotivational-poster-21168.html....might help explain
RAWR - January 19, 2010, 2:09 am
my innocence protects me. yet i want to know... ????
CANADA - January 18, 2010, 11:57 pm
lol, thank you miss!
thatonechick - January 18, 2010, 11:52 pm
You're a sick, sick man. 5L from thatonebleedingchick. :S
CANADA - January 18, 2010, 11:47 pm
And this is only a joke. I don't condone abuse
CANADA - January 18, 2010, 11:44 pm
thank you sir!
ICEMAN - January 18, 2010, 11:13 pm
Tee hee hee. 5 chunks o' soap.


FATHERHOOD - I love kids...But I can't eat a whole one.


TAGS: babies kids food why not they dont work or earn money little poop machines
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

fascistfrenchman - December 17, 2010, 3:12 am
Who ordered the 20-pounder deluxe stack? 5L's
Asasello - February 22, 2010, 4:26 am
Calm down, will you. I don't think further attempts at contributing anything to motifake make sense anymore now, as even a moderator has me down as an asas-hole (witty pun, btw).
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:10 pm
Ass you may have an opinion when you contribute a SINGLE THING to this community. I did half ass this one but that still puts me half an ass ahead of you.
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 10:26 am
5 fecal factories!!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 8:55 am
It's fresher than anything you've done, Asas-hole.
Asasello - February 21, 2010, 8:09 am
it's the oldest joke in the book.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:53 am
Rejection? Naaaaaaaaaaaah! It's a fact about asian food.
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:52 am
I wanted to do that in the tags but was worried about rejection for racism. Thanks Aggie.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:36 am
No problem... he's asian... you'll be hungry again in an hour. 5L


THAT BULLY - should never have taken little Billy's lunch money He's now known as "Stumpy".




INTERNET ADDICTION - Give a person a fish and they eat for a day; Give that person the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.


TAGS: come on baby gimme a little bandwidth just a bit of the good stuff
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

zammuelist - February 21, 2010, 6:29 pm
but never give him a fishing rod, he'll poke your eye out
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 5:28 pm
Thanks Guys!
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 5:27 pm
Great job TTH.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 4:37 pm
Good one Trash...5L
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 4:19 pm
Genius. 5L


SCAPEGOAT -


TAGS: bullying hurts the little ones
Rating: 4.57/5

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GreyScorpion - June 22, 2010, 1:14 pm
it's an Amazon Jungle out there, 5L
spacedog - June 21, 2010, 8:36 pm
Very nice Face. 5L
Cubbybear - June 21, 2010, 3:57 pm
5/5 I love the photo...great message too


MOMMY, LOOK!!! - I made you a wiener dog out of those funny little cotton things you keep in the bathroom! Isn't it great? Mommy? Why is your face turning red?


TAGS: sooner or later that little guys coat is going to turn bright red wiener dog assignment october first
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

GreyScorpion - January 26, 2010, 8:13 pm
well, one of them did
rerun - January 26, 2010, 8:03 pm

some
rerun - January 26, 2010, 8:03 pm

well, they were different, but they did make sone good Motifakes
GreyScorpion - January 26, 2010, 8:01 pm
and the Psychosis begins...
Sean - October 1, 2009, 4:48 pm
Beautiful. *sniff*


AMAZING THAT THEY MAKE IT -


TAGS: little brothers
Rating: 4.65/5

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DonQ - May 18, 2012, 5:00 pm
and when you are the big brother you are the guinea pig.
fatelvis - May 17, 2012, 10:22 pm
Been there. 5l.


GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL -


TAGS: little fuckers
Rating: 4.52/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 3, 2012, 4:23 pm
Wow... didn't laugh so hard in a long time too bad I can only give it a 5L lol, Airman... great job!
Thundercross - June 17, 2010, 9:21 am
their office
Thundercross - June 17, 2010, 9:21 am
Pill Pockets for the win. Any vet will be selling these in your office. Just be careful they don't get dried out in the bag or the cat will stop taking them. My cat LOVES them.
Sean - March 19, 2010, 4:17 pm
I was having vivid horrifying flashbacks by #7.
Sho - March 18, 2010, 1:05 am
I was already laughing my ass off at #2. 5L
Sean - March 17, 2010, 4:36 pm
Annnnnnnd how. And thanks again for the really good laugh.
Airman - March 17, 2010, 3:36 pm
thanks Sean. glad you liked it. I am sure you have been there
Sean - March 17, 2010, 3:31 pm
Wonderful job, Airman. I have tears in both of my eyes. They were there since point #8. Beautiful poster.
erock - March 17, 2010, 1:35 pm
5pills to you airman. the tag on this poster says it all!


LITTLE DOG - He laughs at your pain.




STUPID QUESTIONS -


TAGS: just get me down you idiot i mean hey uhm little help
Rating: 3.48/5

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Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:04 am
Not to my knowledge, as my grandpa's quite dead. Ron may have known him, though...
Sean - December 5, 2009, 3:03 am
RON's yer grampa?
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:50 am
Well, as my grandpa used to say: "Build a man a fire, he'll be warm for one night. SET a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life!"
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 2:48 am
And what about the flame thrower?
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:46 am
Sean, it's JUST a chainsaw! I left the rocket launcher in the trunk, I promise!
Sean - December 5, 2009, 2:45 am
Thanks, spacedog, and keep Zed the hell away from me.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 2:43 am
Excellent Sean, 5Ls
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 2:37 am
zed: Solution man.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:36 am
Okay, lemmee gas up the chainsaw...
Sean - December 5, 2009, 2:36 am
Thanks, but I guess I'm just tired of people asking me that question. Just get me the hell down from here/there/this/these/whatever.
Produceman117 - December 5, 2009, 2:31 am
On the money as usual, Sean. 5.


COMPASSION -


TAGS: coworkers are a little touchier
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:58 pm
You tell it Brother!
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 5:56 pm
Make it 3-2, we have a game!
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 5:55 pm
Now if you'll pardon me, Russia is up 3-1 in the third.
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 5:54 pm
but I'd give credit for it if I did that. And I've not taken a poster from elsewhere yet. Pictures, however, I'll take from ANY source, since I'm not selling anything or profiting in any way, it's not a copyright violation by International standards.
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 5:51 pm
25 comments? I didn't know mother-hugging was so controversial! Lol. I wish I could remember where I got this pic. It's been on my computer for quite awhile. I suspect it was on Pixdaus, though. Moo+ is right, I'd share a poster if I thought it was funny
MO - February 21, 2010, 5:29 pm
I know you do moooo. I know. @Aggy anchor clanker FTW!!!!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:28 pm
It's not used to gag your actual balls, you anchor clanker.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:27 pm
I wish you'd wear it
MO - February 21, 2010, 5:26 pm
I got a ball gag!! OH SNAP!!! Cock block!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:25 pm
No black cherry? Ok, oral is fine.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 5:25 pm
I thought that meant has a big moustache and wears a pointy hat?
MO - February 21, 2010, 5:24 pm
Tuck, dress and gag.....I'm in!! (butt i'm still not down with the you know what)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:22 pm
Classic German?.....I see, So?....he stands in line for toilet paper while his mom makes scheisse videos?
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:21 pm
And keep tucking it.... even when you pee.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:19 pm
I told you Mo....Wear the dress and the ball gag.....Or GTFO.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:19 pm
Hoschie is a german photographer... doesn't make motifakes, he's crying about his pic being used here. Don't get me wrong, he's done good work... a lot of it could make good motifakes. But, he decided to march on us in the winter. Classic german error.
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 5:18 pm
The guy is a deviantart puss. He took the pic (not made the poster) and thought it would be safe on the interweb. Pity him for his innocent gullibility.
MO - February 21, 2010, 5:18 pm
Damn it Mooooo! Does that mean the Moooooo and MO prom is off again?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:17 pm
The pic? Sure. That's what internet pics are for.....If you don't likeit!.....Copyright it. Or FUCK OFF!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:16 pm
I don't care if it gives away my slight man crush on Haar.....He WOULDN'T steal a Motifake.
MO - February 21, 2010, 5:13 pm
Well I still want proof or as Culos said STFU!! Harr don't need to copy shit. He's a natural. But IF he did can we at least twist his horns?
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:11 pm
Look at it this way.... at least your picture has been used for more than trying to subsidise a pot habit by selling the work of a Rütli drop-out.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 5:09 pm
My apologies to Haar. You guys are absolutely right.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:09 pm
I disagree....there will be no "smiting" of Haar....If this is a copy of someone elses work, It's a coincidence.......Haar wouldn't do that.
culos - February 21, 2010, 5:06 pm
@hoschie: Proof or STFU. If you claim to have made this poster (not the picture) subbmit some proof and we'll smite Haarakkon for not giving credit. If not, get your card and leave the Internet.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:05 pm
There's no way Haar would steal a Motifake. I call Shenanigans on Hoschie.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:03 pm
hoschie... a very terrible opening line. I don't see your work anywhere in a motivational poster. And, since this is motifake, we showcase fake motivational posters... not just hack amateur online photography.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 4:56 pm
Oh and welcome to the internet!
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 4:55 pm
Consider the audience for your art quadrupled, and getting a good rating.
Hoschie - February 21, 2010, 4:51 pm
Thanks a lot for stealing my work without permission to post it here!! Great site here which supports art-thieves!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:37 pm
What that comment lacks in originality, it makes up for in irrelevance.
METALWERX - February 21, 2010, 12:36 pm
101 ways to WOK yer cat
Treehodger - February 20, 2010, 4:50 pm
I love kittens. Now who is in the mood for some Chinese Food?


DECISIONS - which brain will you use?


TAGS: big brain little brain decision
Rating: 4.96/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 22, 2014, 11:53 am
If I already have the woman that I've always wanted to make sweet, sweet love with for - let's say for the rest of my life - could I still have the daily $20? :-D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2012, 11:10 am
I'll take the $20. I don't think it's too far a reach to assume that rich hot girls make NO effort in the bedroom. Except maybe Lilly Allen, She's got some freak in her, and she's clearly trying to piss off her dad.
caveman - June 25, 2012, 9:25 am
I'll take my 48 hours with Kate Perry thankyou very much
shinousuke - June 25, 2012, 4:12 am
Tsk Tsk Tsk, Women Love Money
SteveFurlong - June 20, 2012, 7:19 pm
Will that $20 be adjusted for the severe inflation I expect to start any year now? In other words, will that $20 be worth about $0.15 shortly?


CUTE CRAB MY ASS - Just wait until you wake up with a crotch full of him and his little friends ...




BABY PICTURES - Optimus Prime's Mom always liked to drag this one out to show his dates


TAGS: september challenge trucks when prime was a little pickup
Rating: 3.74/5

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Airman - July 6, 2012, 5:09 pm
MR M, it's from 2009.. it doesn't get to see the light of day much anymore
motinet - July 6, 2012, 3:58 pm

136 votes and not a single facebook share?!?!?!??
rerun - October 5, 2009, 8:34 pm

next she will be showing the one with him nude on the rug in front of the fireplace
Airman - September 28, 2009, 12:06 pm
THAT is funny
Arnaldo - September 28, 2009, 9:06 am
genius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sean - September 27, 2009, 8:14 pm
Great and kinda sweet too. Altogether now: "Ahhh, Moooommmmm!"
DrunkenDave101 - September 27, 2009, 7:02 am
This amuses me
Cam - September 27, 2009, 4:02 am
Hahaha. Very nice. 5 lions.


CAMPING RULES -




SECRET - Three may keep a secret If two of them are dead


TAGS: little sister not retarded pissed
Rating: 4.74/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 9:37 pm
tw5 of them are dead and buried for sure by now :)
Zetmonk - February 2, 2012, 5:38 am
This is rather desturbing for some reason. Got my 5 lions!
KylieM - February 1, 2012, 8:48 pm
gee thanks
5150monkeylove - February 1, 2012, 8:43 pm
This was damn good. 5L and fav'd


VIGILANCE -




BEST FRIENDS - "Hurry it up Romeo! I think I can hear her Dad coming!"


TAGS: we get by with a little help from our friends
Rating: 4.11/5

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Porcelina - November 9, 2009, 11:24 am
awww, this is too cute was this shopped?
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 2:47 pm
5l
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 2:44 pm
R.I.P. Mercutio, a true wingman.
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 9:33 pm
This is all kinds of great!!!
Produceman117 - November 6, 2009, 7:36 pm
Magnificent. 5 Mufasas.


ALL YOU CAN DO - is make the offer the rest is up to them


TAGS: greeny littleleagu dont even reply
Rating: 4.85/5

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Greeny - June 28, 2011, 6:05 am
lol... *domain name availability search*


DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN -




WARNING SIGNS - Spot Them Before Its Too Late


TAGS: american psycho warning sign little girl
Rating: 2.45/5

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agdaniele - January 1, 2010, 3:59 pm
Yes, yes, yes! 110% yes! Zed - FTW!
Zed - January 1, 2010, 3:56 pm
Eight-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night with quantum physics books? She about to start some shit, Zed. She's about eight years old, those books are WAY too advanced for her. You ask me, she's up to something.
Zed - January 1, 2010, 3:55 pm
That's no little girl. Quick, someone, call in the MIB's!
NYHCx845 - January 1, 2010, 2:34 pm
Look at the books she's carrying. Why would a little girl need/want to read the last one
The Goat - January 1, 2010, 2:06 am
I've got a daughter like that - she's 22 and in law school now...she even had hair that color when she was little


LITTLE GIRLS - Are not goldfish.


TAGS: little girls goldfish toilet
Rating: 2.41/5

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LogicDude - January 18, 2009, 7:51 pm
If he used that plunger he might be able to get it to flush.
n30s - January 18, 2009, 5:10 am
wrong on so many levels :D


LITTLE WHITE LIES -




HOLD ME TIGHT -


TAGS: deployment military family dreama littledream
Rating: 4.25/5

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Zetsubel - May 24, 2011, 1:23 pm
So, Mr. ... Ah, MeatStick. How original. They sign up to protect their loved ones, die for them, so they forfeit the right to miss them? Let's strap you with an AK-47, drop your ass in a desert, and see if you don't miss your mommy.
MyMeatStick1 - May 18, 2011, 2:41 am
Seriously if youre going to join the army then its your choice to face the likelyhood of death or cripling injuries man stfu with numb nut soldiers. Go cry me a river somewhere else
Greeny - May 13, 2011, 7:29 pm
love that 5ong!


SUPERMAN - Making life's little problems seem... Lighter.


TAGS: superman dead woman life s little problems
Rating: 3.78/5

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enterthejoker - July 25, 2011, 7:42 pm
...
Jackl - November 8, 2010, 6:07 pm
brings to mind a lecture given by Larry Niven titled Superman is an endangered species
Zed - May 9, 2010, 11:34 am
Three kinds of wrong, and yet so funny it's right! 5 Lions!
Weapon X - April 10, 2010, 9:34 pm
EPIC
LogicDude - November 20, 2009, 10:52 am
Holy Kryptonite that's funny!!! 5 quadraplegic Lions!


"DAVE'S NOT HERE..." -


TAGS: a little cheech and chong drug humor
Rating: 3.63/5

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MO - September 19, 2009, 10:43 am
Dave's not here!!! It's me!! Dave!! I've got the stuff!!


GAYLO 3 - for that little girl inside you


TAGS: gaylo little girl flowers
Rating: 2.96/5

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rerun - April 26, 2010, 10:30 am

I didn't make anybody look at this....I rejected it. Somebody thinks this is so wonderful they kept submitting it until it was approved.
culos - April 26, 2010, 3:59 am
Is Gaylo short for Gaylord? WTF Rerun, why do you make us look at this sh1te....?
rerun - April 25, 2010, 8:39 pm

Z, what are you talking about?
Zealot - April 25, 2010, 8:19 pm
PEOPLE WE HAVE A UT FANBOY HERE! PLEASE REMAIN CALM! THERE IS NO THREAT UNLESS PROVOKED! IF THREATENED HE WILL TAKE OUT HIS IMAGINARY RIPPER! THAT IS ALL!
rerun - April 25, 2010, 6:58 pm

this is a perfect example of what not to do. Rejected twice and approved on the 3rd attampt. Why approved? So it can stand on its own merits. Sometimes the moderators really are trying to help you. Please learn from this


AMBITION - Aspire to Climb As High As You Can Dream ... ... Those Who Belittle You Are Only Jealous Or Realists ...




"Just You Wait Henry Higgins" -




DADDY'S LITTLE SQUIRT - A very early picture of me ...


TAGS: daddys little squirt early picture
Rating: 4.22/5

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Oiler - January 31, 2013, 11:05 pm
You were very photo-gene-ic


TIMMIES -




PONY - The other other white meat


TAGS: my little pony
Rating: 4.18/5

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KITTENS PENTAGON -




COUNTRY MUSIC - Every Once In A While I Like To Listen To A Little Willie


TAGS: willie nelson little country music
Rating: 4.12/5

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Carnage - March 25, 2010, 7:58 pm
i lol'd


MY COUNTRY - is better than your country, because my country HAS country! End of discussion...you stinkin' Commie...


TAGS: stereotypical american bartimaeus has a banjo seriously i know how to play it a little toby keith country
Rating: 3.69/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - July 3, 2011, 1:38 am
This is heavily ironic for me. still, this poster kicks ass!
jeffhardy25 - July 3, 2011, 12:41 am
You meen Toby Queef?
Fatt Matt - March 22, 2010, 2:04 pm
Toby Keith is a talentless hack.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 8:23 pm
"We'll put a boot up your ass! It's the American way!"
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 8:21 pm
Yeah, Toby Keith.
Sean - March 21, 2010, 8:20 pm
Is this the dude who claimed in song that Americans can be defined by their penchant for committing anal rape with rugged manly footwear upon all those who oppose/despise the American way of life?
MO - March 21, 2010, 2:36 pm
I reckon I'muna have to 5 this'un. Ayup!!
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 12:40 pm
Well played, spacedog...well played.
spacedog - March 21, 2010, 12:24 pm
Hillbilly's rap? Oh right...Kid Rock. My mistake.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 11:59 am
Owning a banjo doesn't make you a hillbilly rappist...but it helps. jk
MrRandom - March 21, 2010, 12:15 am
Bart with a banjo....... Deliverance much?


LITTLE BIG PLANET - Killing off the PS3 population one level at a time.


TAGS: ps3 little big planet video games comedy
Rating: 3.38/5

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Zagato - December 11, 2009, 12:33 am
no freaking way! i must see this level to believe it
Someone Else - May 25, 2009, 9:23 pm
Sad thing is. I know what levels they're talking about


LITTLE KNOWN FACTS... - Even Hitlers cat was an as*hole... But a snappy dresser. Its TRUE!




EVERY TIME YOU KILL SOMEONE IN CALL OF DUTY - You make a pony cry


TAGS: my little pony
Rating: 1.75/5

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Greeny - April 30, 2012, 7:14 pm
From a Chuck Norris poster to this; I'd say you've reached both ends of the spectrum


CHILDREN -


TAGS: children day little ankle biters know where youre the weakest
Rating: 4.69/5

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ICEMAN - March 16, 2010, 8:58 am
A solid 5 right to the groin.
GreyScorpion - March 16, 2010, 8:53 am
thanks guys!! :)
LogicDude - March 16, 2010, 8:18 am
And don't let him get started on the b00bs! "Yer mine from the nuts down - LET'S DANCE POPS!!!" 5L!
spacedog - March 15, 2010, 10:15 pm
Excellent GS, 5Ls.
lesterinside - March 15, 2010, 10:11 pm
Whoa!!!! 5L
f0rseti - March 15, 2010, 9:45 pm
nice1


CATCH 22 -


TAGS: birth control little devils no regrets no rest
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Faceplant31 - April 6, 2010, 10:32 pm
5L space. Words of experience right there
rerun - April 6, 2010, 9:04 pm

110% true.


MISUNDERSTANDING -




POSITIVITY -


TAGS: the little engine who could projectile vomit
Rating: 3.55/5

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Fatt Matt - November 20, 2009, 11:39 am
Great as always Sean. 5


THE BIG BAD WOLF - He's Tamable, unlike lil' red.




VOYEURISM - It seems to be genetically determined.




REMEMBER -




TANSTAAFL -


TAGS: sad little girl artificial joy
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by spacedog

METALWERX - November 5, 2010, 9:16 am
I agree he complexion is way to clear...But dont worry she wont let us down.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 12:18 am
It could just be insulin...she looks to meaty to be a junkie........She must be a newb.
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 12:16 am
Just sayin'
CANADA - July 12, 2010, 12:16 am
LOL! aggy
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 9:32 pm
As soon as she gets that shot of penicillin in her, I'm game!
Derek - July 11, 2010, 7:52 pm
Ugh, the waste!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 7:25 pm
nice one space. 5L


PARANOIA -


TAGS: the other little voice
Rating: 4.55/5

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maoworks2 - April 18, 2012, 7:57 am
I'll Take A Pill On That !
GaryO - April 17, 2012, 9:30 pm
Mr UG, you make a lot of great posters, but with that Tourette faced avatar, I’d be inclined to join him….juuuust kidding…..kinda
ughomer - April 17, 2012, 8:57 pm
The blurred text reminds me that someone's trying to kill me!
GaryO - April 17, 2012, 11:31 am
I know. Some of my stuff gets obscure…the blur was intentional. We often don’t readily recognize the off Broadway play the mind is presenting….and it was inspired by your and Rick’s banter on your new thread…….
M0rd3kaI - April 17, 2012, 11:24 am
I really like this, but (No disrespect meant) the text would've looked a bit better if it was just a tad clearer.


BRAVERY - I wish to have no connection with any ship that does not sail fast; for I intend to go in harm's way.




I DON'T KNOW -


TAGS: storm trooper babe fetish you a little hot for a stormtrooper iceman
Rating: 4.26/5

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KoU - December 28, 2011, 2:05 pm
My Godness!!! Bigger!! xD
Kspace - February 15, 2011, 9:17 am
I've got the droid you're looking for...


JAKE HAS ALWAYS MADE SURE - that his kids had the proper toys for early childhood development


TAGS: little red wagon
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Airman

R.S.Jake - May 13, 2010, 12:02 pm
Hell with the kids...I want that! 5!
Faceplant31 - May 13, 2010, 11:59 am
Effin A cotton effin A! 5 ATW(All terrain wagons) for you!


FROSTY THE SNOWMAN - is drunk again.


TAGS: snowman drunk booze stick little girl
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

agdaniele - December 23, 2009, 11:39 pm
Norman Rockwell, you've met your match. 5L


DECEPTION -


TAGS: might be a little mean
Rating: 3.92/5

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CANADA - April 30, 2010, 6:32 pm
I try to push the boundaries with my posters. glad you liked it
me4891 - March 18, 2010, 10:39 am
LOL, oh man that's bad. Very funny but bad


DOWNSIZING -


TAGS: fly away little dim bunny your ride is here
Rating: 3.04/5

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Faceplant31 - July 15, 2010, 7:30 pm
Such a bad ass pic.


WARM MILK -


TAGS: september challenge can i have a little sip
Rating: 3.04/5

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DreMagnum - October 11, 2009, 8:17 pm
i think those would just get in the way of doing anything else though, but i guess its safer just to play with that then do any of those other things
rerun - October 11, 2009, 7:57 pm

nothing wrong with the act taking place.
Zed - October 11, 2009, 7:56 pm
As big as they are, they need a hotel room all to themselves.
Bartimaeus - October 11, 2009, 7:55 pm
Because if they were already in the room, the act would already be taking place.
rerun - October 11, 2009, 7:54 pm

why would they be in the next room?
Bartimaeus - October 11, 2009, 7:52 pm
Who could sleep with those in the next room? nom nom nom


ARIEL - Okay Eric, you've got a point about the "fish smell."




A GIRL - I had a hunch about it, but it's good to be sure...


TAGS: little busters kud
Rating: 1.88/5

More motifakes by Kageryuu

thatonechick - May 3, 2010, 11:13 am
You never can be sure with anime persons... though usually it's the dudes that look like chicks. Hmmm...
Zealot - May 2, 2010, 6:30 pm
2/5, i did get a giggle


Ain't That Cute? -


TAGS: shirley temple too cute twisted words misunderstanding little gi
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

GaryO - August 2, 2013, 8:39 am
Oh it’s due alright, just can’t seem to squeeze it thru these fifty shades of grey matter.
PapaFox - August 2, 2013, 7:42 am
A child's ability to embarrass their parent is one of life's great pleasures. :-)
MissPriss - August 2, 2013, 1:47 am
Sounds like another book is due? Thanks for the comment Mr.Gary
GaryO - August 1, 2013, 8:02 pm
Too many memories, Miss P, too many.
MissPriss - August 1, 2013, 7:56 pm
What...being haunted for life or finding out the truth about your dad? Hey Papa, haven't chitchatted in a while. Thanks for the comment!
PapaFox - August 1, 2013, 7:48 pm
Oh I can SO relate! :-D


IT'S NOT LIKE IT USED TO BE -


TAGS: them little kids run
Rating: 4.8/5

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AudioStalker - September 8, 2010, 10:37 pm
Thank you all. :D
Faceplant31 - September 8, 2010, 11:48 am
Excellent poster, next time tho audio work on the size so it doesn't get pixelated like this one did. Still a 5L tho
Derek - September 8, 2010, 7:25 am
Damned radioactive company, and I don't mean DJs.
rerun - September 8, 2010, 6:45 am

wow, exceptional work.


INNOCENCE -


TAGS: little girls love flowers
Rating: 4.69/5

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cedre - December 21, 2010, 11:51 am
It works even better with the Lucy Van Pelt t-shirt!


CABIN FEVER -


TAGS: cabin fever day a little late the shining iceman
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

tellitlikeitis - January 26, 2011, 6:12 am
A perfectly chilling poster!
Cubbybear - January 25, 2011, 11:55 pm
The ultimate Cabin fever.


MOTIFAKE.COM -


TAGS: a little pulp fiction
Rating: 4.63/5

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booger13 - March 30, 2010, 5:39 pm
lol (i think GS is the one who put the hit out on him XD ) someone call AMW =P
rerun - March 27, 2010, 10:24 pm

I still laugh whenever I see this one
thekitkatkid - March 7, 2010, 12:58 am
lol the oranges look cool
thatonechick - March 6, 2010, 9:29 am
No no, rerun is the only one who can make Orange Jews. LoL 5 big, sharp knives for you.
spacedog - March 6, 2010, 12:53 am
No I found the pic online. It was taken by Francesca Della Giustina. I just put words on it.
Treehodger - March 6, 2010, 12:48 am
I'm almost afraid to ask, but did you crack out the sharpie and make this yourself?
lesterinside - March 6, 2010, 12:16 am
5 Sweet drops for that.
ICEMAN - March 5, 2010, 11:10 pm
I love fresh squeezed. 5L
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 11:05 pm
Now this poster seems racist!
GreyScorpion - March 5, 2010, 9:29 pm
Brilliant spcae, absolutely Brilliant. 5 freshly squeezeds
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 8:33 pm
Magnificent.
rerun - March 5, 2010, 8:17 pm

This is absolute 24K gold, the good stuff.


YOU KILLED MY FATHER - Prepare to die


TAGS: poor little fella
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Airman

Produceman117 - December 18, 2009, 12:24 am
5L. Great.
spacedog - December 17, 2009, 11:03 pm
Nice
agdaniele - December 17, 2009, 7:16 pm
LMAO!


CHUN-LI -




MIXED MARRAIGES - Some Are Just Doomed To Failure


TAGS: cute little critters
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by Retrochcop

npayton08 - June 6, 2010, 6:19 pm
wrong... its called a BAT, in this case


THE FIRST KISS - Is always an awkward moment


TAGS: the first kiss awkward little horse pony
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by MustyK

rerun - January 10, 2010, 5:57 pm

Damn, I knew this union was too good to be true
Fatt Matt - January 10, 2010, 5:55 pm
And so begins the story of Sarah Jessica Parker.


/B/ -


TAGS: another little gem from our friends at 4chan shit happens take 2
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Hippopotosaurus - November 24, 2009, 2:10 pm
i cracked up laughing at this. 5L's none the less if it was a 'look what i found' or not :D
Briton of Rose - November 16, 2009, 11:39 am
Sorry, I'm half asleep.
Briton of Rose - November 16, 2009, 11:39 am
I was half asleep when I found it, half asleep when I posted it, and half asleep when I... Uh... Wait, what was I going on about...? Oh yoeah, that's right... LONG LIVE POWER GIRL!!!
culos - November 16, 2009, 9:08 am
Btw, no offense to Briton of Rose, it's just that we're used to better post coming from you...
culos - November 16, 2009, 9:07 am
No it isn't, copying fun and jokes from other sites is annoying and /b/ sucks eggs
aesop's folly - November 16, 2009, 8:59 am
make fun of it as you may, /b/ is ammo for some of the best motifakes
Alexis.Chu - November 16, 2009, 4:42 am
Look what Briton found on Internet !
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 12:35 pm
Maybe jackfap thought Briton was trying to spell /a/
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 12:26 pm
Can't this be done in a forum thread?
Bartimaeus - November 15, 2009, 11:52 am
There are none is the caption, but there are a few in the picture. You can't hold Briton responsible for that, though. 5/5 This made me convulse with laughter.
thatonechick - November 15, 2009, 11:31 am
Mind telling us why his spelling needs checking? I mean, since you brought it up.
flakjaps - November 15, 2009, 10:55 am
Your spelling It needs to be checked


LISA'S 18TH BIRTHDAY -




C U T E - He was too cute, so I broke his leg to look mean. It didn't work...I hate lap dogs!


TAGS: little dog
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

forseti - April 15, 2010, 3:37 am
LOL you bastard!! 5 Legs


CORPORATE CULTURE -


TAGS: just ask anyone and you will get this little revelation
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Ed-Hyde - September 22, 2009, 11:35 am
Unfortunately thats just a good makeup job. They always look that way. From the time you plug them in at their desks to the time you put them back in the closet at closing time.
Sean - September 19, 2009, 12:34 am
But still, that jackass looks like he knows where he's going ...


ORPHANS -


TAGS: dammit stop saying hello to my little friend
Rating: 3.06/5

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Sean - October 14, 2009, 12:05 am
I'd just like to go on record at this time as saying that I am not, per se, anti-orphan. But I do think that the Menendez brothers went a little too far. That's all. Please. No more hate mail.


MY LEEL FRIEND - He says, "Hello".




SAY HELLO - to my little friend.


TAGS: butt little friend hello big
Rating: 2.83/5

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David A - February 3, 2010, 1:28 pm
Ron Jeremy would look little next to this!
pro - December 27, 2008, 8:12 pm
The OP was talking about his penis, Scorp.
Scorpio7 - December 27, 2008, 3:34 pm
"Little?"


*FACEPALM* -




DEEP WELLS - 'cuz scary little girls need their own place too


TAGS: well scary little girls
Rating: 1.92/5

More motifakes by RnR

Khatmonsuk - February 19, 2009, 7:22 am
Deep Wells - Reserved for persian messengers.
Joey Eagleton - December 12, 2008, 1:37 am
Holy shit! Is that a camera in there?


INOHARA MASATO - If only everyone could be made happy as easily as him...


TAGS: little busters masato
Rating: 1.73/5

More motifakes by Kageryuu

GreyScorpion - June 15, 2010, 8:51 pm
Nadeor, then I flustered,and dropped an opened tall boy on the keyboard
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2010, 8:36 pm
WTF was that GS? you want to bear who's children?
GreyScorpion - June 15, 2010, 8:28 pm
wow, shouldn't drop things on the keyboard when typing
GreyScorpion - June 15, 2010, 8:26 pm
spacedog - Jun 15, 2010 5:25pm, #180508 LOL! 5L Other aliases used: spacedog guyfox - Jun 15, 2010 5:24pm, #180507 who is this? Other aliases used: guyfox Nadeor , I'd like to bear your children
Nadeor - June 15, 2010, 8:23 pm
I'm personally a fan of anime. But I don't think it belongs here in Motifake.
agdaniele - May 3, 2010, 2:03 am
It goes in cycles, DSA... some lay off making them for awhile, others work through it. You just need to have strong shoulders to take the bashing for the crap. Sean lit me up in a PM recently... luckily, before I submitted the poster.
MrRandom - May 3, 2010, 1:38 am
I know that feeling. I can make a good poster as often as the moon is blue.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 3, 2010, 1:37 am
I honestly think my first ones were my best...my well ran dry pretty quick!lol
agdaniele - May 3, 2010, 1:17 am
The price I paid for sobriety!
agdaniele - May 3, 2010, 1:16 am
Nah.... no Guinness regrets... just the first 20+ motifakes I ever made. AWFUL!
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 3, 2010, 1:12 am
I don't believe for a second Aggy has any Guiness regrets! lol
DreMagnum - May 3, 2010, 1:11 am
We all have
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 3, 2010, 1:10 am
lol...I hear ya...I just really wish we could delete our own posters...I know I have sobered up the next day more than a few times I thought WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING!!!
agdaniele - May 3, 2010, 1:08 am
DSA: I commented that we are trying to allow everyone a chance to express their interests here in motifakes. Unfortunately, they are awful posters on the whole. I allow the least awful ones out, and at times, a few crummy ones... just because.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 3, 2010, 1:05 am
Honest question...not trying to pour gas on the fire or anything, but how did this get through? I though all Anime posters were banned?
agdaniele - May 3, 2010, 1:01 am
Last warning, Fozzwad... do not walk into a pub and start screwing with the regulars.
Fozzwad - May 3, 2010, 1:00 am
Then why is rerun warning me about "attack" comments. Just because I state flatly when something isn't humorous?
agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 11:36 pm
It's par for the course here. I've begged for better stuff.
Anonymous2 - May 2, 2010, 11:34 pm
Dude, I've seen tons of the anime posters (I was one of the regulars on Crunchyroll before their mot threads got killed) and this is crap.


MA BOY! - Same thing, except the king of hyrule doesn't abduct little boys under his robe...




IT'S GOBBLIN' TIME - Is what you meant to say. ...What a fatty.




ASK - and ye shall receive


TAGS: little help
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - August 26, 2010, 9:26 pm

hey...I want the recipe too.
jameswnash - August 26, 2010, 8:49 pm
LOL love it
Airman - August 25, 2010, 1:17 pm
oh sure, I provide a platform for Recipe Exchanges, and I don't even get a copy? harrrumph
agdaniele - August 24, 2010, 10:29 pm
If cubby just sent a boob pic, I'm retiring my banhammer.
Cubbybear - August 24, 2010, 10:28 pm
Check your PM...enjoy
thatonechick - August 24, 2010, 10:20 pm
I could always use some good recipes...
Cubbybear - August 24, 2010, 10:14 pm
The thing is being a culinary master ,I could have gave TOC a really good recipe
Bartimaeus - August 24, 2010, 9:04 pm
thought*, not "this." Can't type today.
Bartimaeus - August 24, 2010, 9:03 pm
I for one, this those were well researched and thought-out suggestions. 5/5
pzykosiz - August 24, 2010, 9:01 pm
the bash quotes are always gems. 5l's
Anonymous2 - August 24, 2010, 6:01 pm
Marinate them in Italian dressing for about 30 minutes, then grill.


UNDER THE SEA -


TAGS: little mermaid
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Airman

Coombsy007 - August 1, 2011, 6:50 pm
Are we sure we haven't found the loch ness monster?
monkeyonstyx - June 30, 2011, 11:57 pm
MAN THE HARPOONS!!!
Bob D. Sailor - June 26, 2011, 4:48 pm
Kill it!! Kill it with fire!!!
tellitlikeitis - June 25, 2011, 7:53 pm
Let's throw this one back in.
Krissie - June 25, 2011, 7:05 pm
oh dear god...something that cant be unseen. THANKS! haha...


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